Actually...

…it’s quite good, in a muzaky kind of way.

What is it? People have been mucking about with Microsoft’s SongSmith, mostly in a mocking kind of way, to see what it does with real songs; most of them are indeed abominations, but Eye of the Tiger is king of neat as a lounge track.

If the videos available on YouTube are any kind of guide, SongSmith has only two main modes, though: lounge ballads and techno remixes of the sort that end up being played in aerobics classes, with the odd bluegrass reinterpretation, Hayseed Dixie style.

(Actually, that’s not entirely fair; I could almost believe this was an original.)